i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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