I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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