Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Let's get the cat blown out
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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