Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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