Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We need a shit load of segways right now
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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