Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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