I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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