She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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