nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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