dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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