So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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