Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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