this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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