I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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