is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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