I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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