If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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