I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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