make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Found the puke drawer
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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