that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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