The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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