He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
