i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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