he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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