If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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