Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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