I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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