i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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