She went from zero to smokin in five shots
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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