The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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