did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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