8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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