how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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