...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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