Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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