super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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