You're completely useless in the revolution.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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