I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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