kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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