what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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