I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
