I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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