those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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