Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
