Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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