He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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