i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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