dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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