No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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