Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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