Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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