Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
