There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Randomize
