There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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