I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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